DHS protecting what matters

Among the things our Department of Homeland Security deems worthy of interest as "critical infrastructure or key resources" which are potential terrorist targets are:
a petting zoo
and insect farm
bourbon festival
bean festival
a kangaroo center

things not on their list:
Times Square
the Empire State building
the Brooklyn Bridge
the Statue of Liberty

Yup these are the people we trust to protect our asses.
America, Fuck yeah!