What Your Attention Span Did Today

Ok, so the government posting thing was a bust, mainly because I got extremely bored reading about what congress was doing. Some of it is important, no doubt, and more was amusing, but most was meaningless chaff about naming buildings and blah blah blah.
I did learn a lesson, however. Hide your nefarious deeds in immense amounts of legalese and bury them within the depths of excessively verbose prose on topics that would put a crack head into a coma and no one will be able to withstand the boredom to get to the real stuff.
Maybe I should discuss physics. There are real humans known to be interested in that stuff.